| L.A. Math test
City of Los Angeles
High School Math Proficiency Exam
Name:____________________
Gang:________________________
1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?
2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?
4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?
5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800?
6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money?
7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?
8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up? | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment   |
| California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
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Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.
Bathhouses are against the law.
In an animal shelter, lizards and snakes are treated under the same guidelines as cats and dogs.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Arcadia
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Alhambra
You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
Baldwin Park
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Belvedere
City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
Blythe
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
Burlingame
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
Carmel
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
Chico
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Downey
It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).
Hollywood
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
Lafayette
You are forbidden to spit on the ground within 5 feet of another person.
Lodi
It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".
Lompoc
It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.
Long Beach
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.
Los Angeles
Toads may not be licked.
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.
You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.
Zoot suits are prohibited.
It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
Ontario
Roosters may not crow in the city limits.
Pacific Grove
Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
Palm Springs
It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM.
Pasadena
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
Prunedale
Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.
Redlands
Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.
Riverside
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock.
San Diego
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar.
San Francisco
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.
It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
San Jose
It is illegal to have more than two cats or dogs. -Ord. 7.08.595
Santa Monica
You may not play percussion instruments on the beach.
Temecula
Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | HOly War-DRagonland | | Subject: | band stories | | Time: | 05:44 pm | | Current Mood: | ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/twotone/hamsters/accomplished_hammy.gif) accomplished |
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| This one time, at band camp, the band was playing Army of the Nile and marching foward on the track. henry was behind Albhinay, and albhinay had his trumpet really low. Henry said "get your effing trumpet up you little wimp" Albhinay turned around and said "shut the fuck u---" and he stopped. Cause he just jammed his trumpet in the side of his face when he ran into the guy infront of him. The hwole badn halted except for him because he was cussing and didnt notice. It was really funny. He looked really dumb =0. and it hurt or looked like it did.
This other time at band camp, Henry was standing right behind sangeeta. And sanggeeeta just started marching foward when we were supposed to mark time for no reason. She walked straight ahead, looking straight ahdead, for about 4-5 steps and hit the guy infront of him (kenneth zhou) hella hard. It looked like it hurt. I think she might be retarded cause she was looking foward for the entire duration of the 4-5 steps. But w.e that was funny. | | comments: 4 comments or Leave a comment |
| okie so tao won blingo yay for me cause i invited him.
and then he didnt claim it fast enough...
so niether of us got the prize....jewed? | | comments: Leave a comment |
| I havent updated in forever. Thats not because i am a lazy ass, its because i didnt feel like i had anything to wright about. Like you really care. Anyways school started two weeks ago. I guess this year will be fun...especially stats. This entry is for the sole purpose of helping myself remember something really funny so I can tell my grandkids about it when im old and grey.
This has aught to be wait scratch that start over try again. THIS HAS OUGHT TO BE THE MOST ROFLCOPTER THING A TEACHER HAS EVER USED AS AN EXAMPLE IN CLASS. Ok so in stats we were learning about discrete data and continuous data. So Mr Lau came up with his original example: Is the number of babies born in a hospital discrete or continuous? Someone raised their hand and said it was continuous.
Mr Lau: ummm how can it be continuous...you can't give birth to 1.9 babies. You can't be like...."one baby.....two baby......2.9....*squrim squint pulls with hand* 2.9999999....2.999999999999...AHH finally it popped out..3!!!!"
lol it was pretty funny.
btw if you want to hear a really cool nerdy song you should im me | | comments: Leave a comment |
| dude dude dudes
this is awesome......join now now now!!!
no strings attatched...hellla people from our area already won...join now now now! | | comments: Leave a comment |
| 1. What color pants are you wearing right now? BLue jeans...
2. What are you listening to right now? THe humming of my computer.
3. What are the last four digits of your phone number? 4580
4. What was the last thing you ate? a grape..2 secodns ago
5. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? teal/cyan
6. Where do (did) you plan to go on your Honeymoon? las vegars
7. How is the weather right now? sunny and windy
8. Last person you talked to on the phone? mrs li
9. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? skin color..and then smell
10. Do you like the person that sent you this? mrs li?
11. How are you today? kinda weird. I keep sweating and i have a heart rate of about 200
12. Your favorite drink? super supao
13. How do you eat an Oreo? whole
14. What's the next CD you're going to get? jay chou
15. Hair color? black
16. Left or right handed? righty
17. Eye Color? brown
19. Do you wear contacts? yeah
20. Favorite month? june
21. Favorite food? white chocolate
22. What book had the most influence on your thinking? The Animorphs
23. Best job you ever had? none
24. Do the dishes right away or leave them in the sink? We dont use dishes in our house. We from mongolia
25. Is there Extraterrestrial life? yeah..andalite, taxxon, yeerks. They are among us
26. Summer or winter? summer
27. Hugs or Kisses? Both.
28. Chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
29. Do you want your friends to write back? huh
30. Who is least likely to respond? i dun get
31. Who is most likely to respond? this part | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| | Current Music: | the humming of my computer | | Time: | 04:58 pm |
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| Im in teh mood for a survey.
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Henry
2. Fag
3. hen li
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. firegode
2. shiitake (pronounced sheeetahkee....)
3. fobilicious
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I like how all my pimples appear in places that you cant see. Like my back and in my hair. =D
2. I like how I can burp on cue.
3. I like my eyes cause i ran outta things to say.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. I hate my ears...they dont work right and make me dizzy.
2. I don't like how my pinky toe has a split nail
3. I dont like how my elbows crack whenever i bend them.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. taiwanese
2. fire type pokemon
3. thats it
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Mr Hunter...when i was in 5th grade he scared me...
2. having to burp really bad during trumpet auditions
3. Actually burping during trumpet audtions.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Friends <3. eww i cant belive i just wrote that
2. Contacts
3. Computer
4. Soem sort of work...or i feel empty.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. t-shirt
2. thats it
3.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. usher
2. chou, jay
3. nsync+backstreetboys...<3
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (in no particular order):
1. Yeah by USher----makes me wanna take off my clothes and make love with the floor.
2. Graduation (Friends Forever) by Vitamin C.
3. Let it burn, Usher
4. SImple Love, Jay chou
5 TOrnado, Jay chou
6. Right side of the bed.
7. QING TIAN!!!!!!!! Jay chou
8, Yuan You Hui...jay chou
9, Kai bu liao kou....jay chou. WOW im such a fob
10. GOD MUST HAVE SPENT A LIL MORE TIME ON YOU <3 nsync
11. many more
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. sex. jk. uhhhh how bout trust
2. excitment
3. some sort of secret? it makes the relationship so much more exiting.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order):
1. I am a guy
2. I have a crush on another guy
3. I am from another planet about 1 billion light years away. My species, the Andalites, is currently fighting off the invading Yeerks under the command of Visser Three. My real name is Geralding shiitll-isthill.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX and what would that be?? THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. GUys who wear perfume are HAWT
2. Girls who smell like flowers are HAWT
3. I think im attracted to girls with very girly voice....
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading Animorphs
2. Playing out every episode of pokemon with my billions of miniature pokemon play-pals.
3. ooo i noe. Video games =0
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. This is a long story. Last year at the oddyssey of the mind party, there was this line for sumo wrezeling. THis lil kid cut in front of me. I told him to move he wouldnt move. I pushed him. He pushed back. I felt nice so im just like...w.e. 2 minutes later the guy in charge announced that we only had time for one more person to go. So he ended up going and i didnt. I really want to go back in time and beat the hell out of that lil kid right now.
2. Fart. I fart alot....i think it has something to do with me being lactose intolerant.
3. Sleep and fall into a coma. When I wake up 30 years from now i find out that i won the lottery 20 times in a row.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. vet
2. lawyer
3. cook
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. lez vegars
2. Taiwan
3. Mexico CIty
4. Somewhere in south africa...so i can meet the tutu clan.
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. MOntague
2. Andy
3. Andrea...thats a pretty name.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. definately sky diving
2. Beat tom at any video game
3. Be good at something. Actually be the best at something.
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I cuss alot
2. i am kinda bad at remembering names and faces. I can remember them seperatedly, but i cant link a name to a face.
3. I am kinda violent sometimes
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A CHICK:
1. i have crushes on guys
2. I like to wear perfume =D
3. I like chick flicks.
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. I dont hit on people i dont know.
2.
3. | | comments: 2 comments or Leave a comment |
| Psp or DS?
I know psp looks alot nicer. Its more powerful. blablabla. But il miss pokemon, fireemblem, advance wars, and mega men =0.
DS is also cheaper. Its also backwards compatible. The psp can play movies and music...but it uses a rofl memory stick.
all u game nerds...help | | comments: 8 comments or Leave a comment |
| Im stressed out. I screwed the feng test. NOw i need a perfect score on my feng finals. That blows. I picked up reading animorphs again. They are awesome. Fahrenheit 451 is a very bad book. 1984 is better. Animorphs make me wish i had a super power. If i could have any super power in the world, I would choose to teleport. IF i could teleport id go to tiffany's house and strangle her little brother right now. He is a fag. =0. Like a week ago, he started calling my cell phone for no reason. He kept on calling it. And he sent retarded messages to me on AIM. And just today he called me again. And pretended he was tiffany. And wtf. And then he said he would beat me up the first day he comes to mission. and he lied about having a junior cousin named rofl pete zhang.
enough about faggots.
i want to do a survey. hacked from sophia
10 YEARS AGO I
1. belived in santa
2. played with playdough
3. burnt my hand on rice steamer X_X
FIVE YEARS AGO I
1. was still so innocent and naive.
2. Moved here.
3. Loved pokemon.
TWO YEARS AGO I
1. was excited about junior high.
2. discovered a totally new way of life.
3. made my first real best friend.
ONE YEAR AGO I
1. still haven't found who I was.
2. discovered debate, something that I really love to do.
3. found out that i am not supposed to look like a chipmunk when playing teh trumpet
YESTERDAY I
1. Ate pringles
2. Got mad about rofl 21.5/25 on lab
3. Was quiet in mandarin
TODAY I
1. Ate a lot of fruit from the backyard
2. Studied for finals
3. GOt excited over a might-be PSP
TOMORROW I WILL
1. Diligently study for my Finals.
2. Diligently study for my FINALS
3. Diligently study for my FINALS
FIVE ITEMS I HAVE BRAND LOYALTY TO
1. Band-Aid bandages.
2. Timberland
3. COKE
4. AMD?
5. NVIDIA
5 SNACKS I ENJOY
1. PRINGLES! PRINGLES ARE YUM.
4. Ms. Kraft's special jazz band peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
5. Something light. Like. Salad
FIVE THINGS I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT
1. My computer(s)
2. My right hand
3. Food
4. Sleep
5. THE ANIMORPHS
FIVE THINGS I WOULD BUY WITH $1,000
1. A new graphics card
2. A PSP
3. A new trumpet?
FIVE BAD HABITS I HAVE
1. PRocrastinate. Or worse not doing something at all
2. Eating my boogers. JK
3. Lying about stupid things
4. Lying to myself
5. Talking myself into stupid things
5. FIVE THINGS I WOULD NEVER WEAR
1. A dildo
2. Soemone else's used tampons. ACTUALLY TAMPONS IN GENERAL
3. A snake =0
4. A band T shirt outside of school
5. NOthing in public
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Chinese
2. Fire type pokemon
3. Mongolian
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Snakes and the Dark! omg! Collective unconciousness! My primitive side is coming out!
2. Questions on tests that i odnt know the answer to.
3. Fat girls in tight shirts
4. Anything unusual. Like the walking dead.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. my right hand
2. Sleep
3. pringles
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. A shirt
2. Thats it
3.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Jay chou.
2. and many others im too lazy to name
3.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. SEX. =0 jk
2. Soem kind of excitment
3. Secrets. They make the relationship more exciting
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Face
2. Voice
3. Hair
4. Smell. NOt in that order
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Play basketball
2. Play CS
3. Bwe normal
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Yelling at people
2. Doing nothing productive.
3. Talking.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Fart
2. Study for bio
3. Teleport
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Lawyer
2. VEt
3. DOCTOR>?
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. taiwan
2. taiwan
3. so-cal
THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. montague
2. andy
3. jedibiah
4. takuto
5. gokul agrawal
6. Garutao
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Teleport
2. Be accomplsihed.
3. Love someone:)
4. Learn to double toungue
lol i left alot of the answers the same as sophia's. I guess we ahve alot in common. | | comments: 7 comments or Leave a comment |
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| all im saying rite now is
if i dun get a perfect score on the sci test, im becoming a nun.
k onwards to happier things
yay i broke
yep thats right
i broke.
we lost at quaters to the same team we went against the 5th round. but thats okay. i broke. i got a trophy. it says i broke. im happy.
I hart debate.
me n lucy are gonna match next year.
we are gonna have 3 sets of matching clothes. cause we plan on breaking every time. we will. trust me. cause i have motivation. thats ryte. for every time we dun break, i dun get to jo for 2 months. for every round i lose, its one week. yep il break all rite.
lets talk bout break.
i did all my hw da first weekend. yay. the good part is that i didnt have to worry about school work da rest of the week. the downside is i was idle alot and convinced myself to study for bio sat2. wth. i picked up wc3 again. i suck now. thats okay. i didnt really go any where except santa cruz. dat was fun. my brother beat time crisis 3. he had the sixth highest score. funny. he spent like 40+dollars. thats enough to buy the effing game. X_X. the rest of my time was spent at home being a nard. but thats all rite.
the last weekend was awesome. we had debate tourney. yay
ibroke
haha im so happy.
first three rounds were hecka easy. like really easy. me and kathy had the same initials as sonia and her partner, so there was a whole bunch of confusion and walking around really fast involved. but we figured it out. some one stupid entered us as cc not sc. haha not funny. between rnds 1 and 2 there was a 4 hour break. so the bubble crew went over to valley fair. i ate mongolian barbecue. yum. tao and james are not azn enough. they didnt use their towels to press down their food to fit more in. haha losers.we were gonna go to the cheesecake factory, but the line was like hecka long. k then we walked around and i gawked at all the stuff in the timberland store. yep we went back. to more easy rounds. second round was best. we knew we won, but the judge disclosed and made us feel good. after debate we all went to te cheesecake factory in valley fair. we had to wait for like and hour to get 8 peep seats. and we ate. yum
like really yum
i had salad with lots of fish and chicken and sauce and bacon and other yummy stuff in there. yum
and i had a cheesecake. yum.
tao drove all of us home at like 12. haha my parents werent too happy.
next day
tough tough rounds.
4 was tough, but our invincible aff case came thru. yep. the opponents were sly, but a lil bit too dumb to be sneaky. tougher than before, definately power matched. we still won thou. 5 was extremely double tough. i mean like extremely double tough. indian ppl. 1 tall girl and a really short boy. they ran RDF. we got pwnned. cause i was tired and had a headached and got like 4 hours of sleep. k. so i ran top. and then the judge was like. i usually dun vote on top. im like
=0
k den we went to valley fair again to eat while we waited to see who broke. tao exited at the wrong exite. and drove around FOR A WHOLE HOUR on local getting lost and looking like a dork. an hour later we finally saw a familiar building. yep we were back at SCU. im like wtf. its okay tao we still love u. then we got in the car again and drove to valley fair succesfully in 15 mins. half way thru my fish and chips my dad called. he was like
get ur asses back u broke. im like wtf its like 3. but we ran anyways. it hurt to run in dress shoes. but this kewl we got back at like 345 and rushed into parlor c. guess wut. its the same ppl that pwned us in round 5. im like X_X.k so we got owned again. end of story. gg.
dats it folks
im out
remember wut the dare officer taught u! | | comments: 3 comments or Leave a comment |
| tom: today at badmington,these girls asked me my name.
tom: i told them my name is tom.
tom: they asked me
tom: "henry's tom?"
hahahaha | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
| dis is weird
ive been having a cough these days and my mom force feeds me this Propolis tincture thing. Its something to do with honey and bees tahts all I know. k. so ive been eating it for like a few weeks two lil cups a day. i looked on the wrapping of the propolis thingy today cause i was bored. it said:
Contents: 65 % pure raw propolis by weight in a food grade alcohol base.
does that mean its 65 percent propolis and 35 percent alchol? wow no wonder i feel drunk.
the debate tourny was wack
i dun wanna write too much write now but here is the summary:
rnd 1: we hit these juniors from bellermine. They chopped up our aff case and ran over it with scooters. They ran quak top issues and solvency issues and spending DA. I tried to get them on abuse cause they read 25 percent instead of the written 24 percent on their cards, but i failed. The judge was like. haha nice try. funny. except. not.
rnd 2: we hit sophmores from leland i think. We should win this one. roar we ran top over over their wide ass and like 5 DAs. we should win this one. kenneth and I were pretty confident, so I didnt stop him wen he started war-craft-threeing after the 2nr.
after rnd 2 gagan yelled at kenneth for about 5 mins. He was like WTF YOU SHIT HEAD WHY ARE U PLAYING WC3 DURING YOUR ROUND? ITS NOT ABOUT KENNETH ZHOU, ITS ABOUT MISSION. NOW EVERYONE KNOWS MISSION PLAYS GAMES DURING THEIR ROUND. I KNOW YOU ARE NOT UNINTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO PLAY GAMES DURING A ROUND AND NOT BOTHER TO BE DECIET ABOUT IT. YOUR JUDGE SAW YOU AND WROTE ON YOUR BALLOT. WTF IS WRONG WITH U?
that made me reconsider my hopes of winning round 2. and also lucy and teresa both called me during my round. how hateful.
rnd 3: we hit we hit who did we hit? I dun remember where they are from. but they were two sophmore girls 1 indian 1 white. I dislike the white one. She looked like she knew what she should be doing. K so we were aff again. my dad watched this round cause he is not judging. THis round was pretty washy. If it were a honest flow judge my dad said we would win, but if its the lay judge which it is, we prolly lost cause someone cant give speeches for crap...
Called tao/lucy after rnd 3 like i promised I would. They showed up to watch my rnd 4.
rnd 4: tao, sonia, and lucy all came to watch kenny and I cause we are so awesome. EDIT* because I am so awesome. I opened the door for the judge like a a gentleman would, and the judge smiled and was like "why thank you!" the only problem is that kenneth being the unsensible dickhead that he is, walked in in front of the judge and cut her off. I was like WTF MATE? After the 1ac the judge told me that I need to stop moving and giving my buddies in teh back hand signals. i was thinking STFU CUNT YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT AND YOUR A FUCKING JEW. but seiously i didnt do anything. I was on my best behavior. We hit two more girls juniors again. 1 chinese girl and 1 indian girl. the chinese girl was hot. except she couldnt cross ex. I got hella shit outta dem during cross ex but because someone was zoning out he forgot to remind me to run things i should have run/made him run. So again a washy round. Towards the very end of the round almost the whole lab group came to watch me. Just cause i am cool like that. But mainly cause they were bored. The judge told them to leave cause they were loud and she needs to "write" down the stuff we say. After the round tao was like "yo HAnry you disappoint me" and den he gave me about 20 minutes worht of critiques and 3 pages of written critiques. so ya i read them. and i found this note he wrote to lucy. It was written after the 1ac
it said
"they are screwed"
yep, after the 1ac
haha funny. except. not.
after the round arthi came and told us all the mission kids has to stay and help clean up after da awards ceremony. I left early cause i didnt want to waste 2 hours watching otehr people get awards. We took a tao-lab picture. I set in the middle. I looked like a pimp. except. not.
Sophia u need to show me Montague and u should get merried to Rashimi. | | comments: 1 comment or Leave a comment |
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